What can Run, but never walks, has a mouth and always talks, has a head and sometimes weeps, and has a bed and gets some sleep?
If you guessed "Sam Casada" then you, my friend, are correct.
I run, and hardly ever walk (Unless I'm just slacking, so I guess I actually walk a lot). I have a mouth (obviously) and those who know me, know i talk way to much (shut up). I have a head (shocker!) and i do sometimes weep (Aren't I so sweet?). And i have a bed in which i sleep. I think this is the perfect way to understand me.
Now, let me explain my name.
S:Simply
A: Amazingly
M: Muscled
U: Unleashing
E: Evident
L:Love...to your mom.
Now, don't think I'm crazy, just because I sing in the shower or talk to myself on my runs. Which brings us to the question: "Why do you run?"
Answer: I run to pick up chicks. Why else? And I also run, because I'm fast, and I also know that God can use that as a tool for his glory. Which brings us to the Bible verse of the day (Veggietales!). That comes from 1st Corinthians 10:31 " Whatever you eat or drink, or whatever you do, do it for the glory of God." (NLT) And this is how I roll.
So lets go over what we have learned. I (Sam) am a churlish 16 year old punk-kid who runs, talks to himself, sings in the shower, and gives God glory. In short I'm a weirdo, which is just swell in my book.
Rundown over,
'till next time.
I'm not quite sure what to say about that.... muscular? and you run to pick up chicks? when was the last time that worked?
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